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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Spiderman 3 Sucks.

Spiderman 3 Sucks. I am not the only one who thinks so.

here's the reasons why:

Peter & Mary spent time in the park.
Meteor w/ the black symbiote crashes nearby.
Harry prepares to be "New Goblin".
Flint escapes jail, becomes Sandman.
Peter finds out Flint killed Ben.
Symbiote attaches to Spider-Man.
Spider-Man almost kills Sandman.
Peter becomes emo.
Eddie hates Peter and Spider-Man.
Peter starts up with Gwen.
Harry tries to trap Peter.
Peter burns Harry (who had amnesia).
After Mary incident, Peter plans to get rid of symbiote.
Eddie becomes Venom.
Venom sort of looks like Carnage and Spider-Man
Venom teams with the NOT-dead Sandman.
They kidnap Mary.
Spider-Man & "New Goblin" team up.
Venom kills Harry.
Spider-Man throws a pumpkin bomb.
Venom dies.
Sandman blows away (maybe dead, maybe not).
Peter and Mary go to Harry's funeral.
They re-establish their relationship.
The movie ends.
People go home and punch things in frustration.

yes I am a counter whore... just posting about spiderman 'cause makes the counter tick...

more meaningful posts later on, now I've got to rush to my second dutch lesson. (plin!)

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